It's no secret that Halloween is the most beloved of holidays for this Baxter family. Each year, Kirk builds a new Halloween prop to frighten and delight our senses. This year, he created nothing less than a full-sized toe-pincher coffin. Gnarly, right?
I fit perfectly inside it, isn't that creepy? If I need to be buried anytime soon, I can rest assured that Kirk is well-prepared for such an event. I will only start worrying once Kirk constructs a headstone for me with my death date on it. Until then, though, we're embracing this wretched holiday with all our hearts...and brains.