A Can of Worms

So, for Christmas my rockin' sister-in-law gave Kirk the most excellent of gifts: a coupon book for 12 free desserts throughout the year of his choosing. It really is the gift that gives all year 'round and perfect for Kirk because he loves dessert. Well, if you don't already know, Kirk is known to be a bit of a scalawag. It's just an occupational hazard of having a brilliant mind brimming with imagination.

So, you can imagine that Kirk does not order your everyday desserts when redeeming his coupons. The first up was titled "The Honest Abe Peanut Butter Cookie Pizza," and came complete with diagram. (In case your interest is piqued, it is a pizza-sized peanut butter cookie with the profile of Abraham Lincoln on it in hot fudge sauce.) Behold:

What do you think? Did Alyssa nail it? I don't know...I think it looks more like Colonel Sanders! Poor Lyss, though. I think she's only beginning to realize the can of worms she opened.